The Imperfect Union Gallery, Hosted By Faraday

"Apparently, it's traditional in the pages of GQuail.Com for the hosts to start every page with a short, humourous and informative speech, where they both mention their own Cybertronian roots and make some puns about George and his various mates. Sometimes the characters themselves are chosen as subtle puns, alluding to their human equivilants in a comedic fashion.

However, since I lack the communicational skills on the same scale as Hubcap, Night Vision and the rest of the Knights, and they're all too busy to write anything for me, I've been told by Fire Convoy to "give the lads a nice view." Oh, very politically correct.... Anyway, enough of the sexual repression of the staff here, let's get down to some pictures of George and his mates, both old and new, having University adventures."

Here we see the infamous Barry Cassidy, or "that gay guy on the site" alognside George and another of their companions, David Ellson (Or "Nelson", who doesn't seem to get much screen time here, due to him being branded a "simp" by some of the regulars.) at the masque at the Queen Margaret Union on the night of Saturday the 29th of September. There, er, ain't much to say here, except that if you were the woman with mask number 0227, I bet you're just /kicking yourself/ now for missing the chance to harass the last son of Primus 'ere...





Nelson and Barry once again (and you have to admire Barry for coming out just looking silly in these photos, as opposed to full on homosexual) with Lorna. Lorna is a friend or a friend of Barrys and is now finding out just how worrying life can be as one of the women in the general vicinity of George. Although she gets it lightly if you ask me, ain't half as bad as being on of "Hubcap's Hos"....





Upstairs in the QM, Duffys shows his usual ambivilance to life. At least he's consistent, man....







Going for a similar feel, but with a slightly more "loveably cheeky" approach is Hunter (who's first name is Ewan, although the actual spelling escapes both Mr Quail and I...) back on the lower level. He's greatly looking forward to this picture appearing online, and no doubt the fact it's on a new product in the GQuail.Com online store will cheer him up even more.





In the upper bar of the QM, there was a casino and though Ashley, Torie and Jenny Jin felt the urge to go all Bond Girl and try Roulette, the slightly more skillful game of Blackjack was taken up by Bin, Lorna and George. The performance of Bin was actually incredible, reaching into 3 digits before just giving it up for his horse tranquiliser addiction. (Well, it wasn't /actual/ money, so in fact he just went to the pool room and played Duffy.) After the chaos was over, several of George's mates got themselves a picture with the man working the blackjack table. (And for those interested, he was apparently trying to feel up Lorna in this photo.) For those of you still not sure who everyone is, from left to right: Hunter, Bin, Lorna, Casino Dude, Duffy & Barry. Not that George cares, of course, he's more interested in finding some blonde girl he spoke to a few times. Bloody typical man...





Now we go to the next day and a slightly reconfigured posse stalks the halls of the Glasgow University Union, a larger building than the QM but one which tends to be more a place to pass out in than to actually enjoy anything. From left to right, the people playing a game of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" and not doing very well are: Craig Mackay, Lorna, Andrew Mackinlay, David Connor, Ross & Alan Kane.





The previously mentioned Ross is a man George just met at Uni, although he works with Alan and so has some grounding in the bizarre traditions of the Sven's House Of Debauchery. Apparently, he has been known to laugh about the word "ramp", and to comment about several women that walk past them that "she'd get it" which is considered quite advanced Svenian principles.





Andy is another lad who Kano has introduced to the rest of the troops and has turned out to also be the sort of lewd eccentric who gets along fine with the rest of the crew. Ah, how quaint, they have new friends....









Although she does manage to avoid spending too much time with him, Kate does still end up getting stuck with the infamous Mr Quail. That doesn't mean she's gonna let him get photographic proof of it, though, so you'll just have to use your detective skills to decide if this person who looks a bit like Kate, but has her face covered, really is her, or if it's just some twisted doppelganger that's hanging out with Kate's boyfriend. This isn't your world anymore, you know, this is Georges and that kinda stuff is sorta considered par for the course. I mean, you haven't even heard about the nostril probes yet...





Although he hasn't visited it since some time in September, the GU has still hosted several invasions by some faces that, for people familiar to this site and to Sven's house of Debauchery, will be alarmingly familiar also. Here, on one of his occasional jaunts down from Newcastle (where he now attends University), Victor hangs with his close mate Kano and his slightly less close mate Simon (can you blame him?) whom is occasionally signed into the GU by Kano. Rumour has it a future invasion of the QM by Simon and Sven himself is on the cards, and they'll be signed in by the Quail himself. Oh, mercy....





Adere, a lad that knows George, Andy and David from Computing Science (where you might simply know him as handset 115...) met up with them as well that night, bringing along his fellow Computing Science student Billy, and much chaos was had by all, with phones and wallets getting lost all over the shop. Ah, poor Adere, he didn't know what he was letting himself in for...







See what I mean? Because MacKinaly hangs out with them as well, now Billy, Adere and their growing über-posse have adpoted the one they refer to as "Gay George". Oh, if he was, my life would be so much easier... From left to right, Martin, Billy, Adere and MacKinlay. And don't be scared, they're looking at a scale drawing plan of a pub. Done on George's Dungeons And Dragons Graph Paper, no less.





You can be scared now. Dave (on the left) first met George at GUGS (The Glasgow University Gaming Society, no less) and then noticed him again in Computing Science. Now, he meets up with him quite a lot before and after Computing Science lectures, along with Scott, (who also takes Computing Science and attends GUGS) they make the occasional run into town to buy stuff and now Dave and Scott have joined the über-posse and managed to scare a few women in it already by use of Dave's most mentioned word, "tits." No, seriously, every bloody second word...





Martin, in the sort of burst of eccentricity you don't usually get if you're not George, decided he'd force Lorna here to get married to him. Thing is, since George is technically a Minister (albeit only because he registered with some online American church to get ordained "for a laugh") he actually went ahead with it, and thusly did the first ever marriage by a Catholic Minister to a couple inside the QM Pool Room. That's gotta be a sign of the apocalypse, that is...





Crap, he's not got more, has he? Ah, well, I don't know if we can put any more pictures here without crossing the Silly Pictures Event Horizon, we're going to have to go elsewhere....

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