Sven's House Of Debauchery, Hosted By Rattrap
Stephen, being as cheerful as ever
Salem, the confused yet cool cat who
lives at Sven's House of Debauchery.
Victor, the Latvian with a cool accent
who regularly pops into Stephen's house so we can make him swear in Russian.
Andy, one of the eldest of the Sven's House
of Debauchery crew, creates some artwork on a bit of wood in the back garden.
Simon essentially lives at Stephen's house,
only returning to his own house for meals. And even then only occasionally) Much like Mr Quail,
he's a fan of Kevin Smith's films starring Jay and Silent Bob, especially "Dogma". So, after a month
of them being sold out, when George managed to get a Buddy Christ Simon had to have some fun with it.
So, for the whole world to see, here is "Buddy Simon". Please, print him out, put him above your bed
and sleep easy.
Sven's house is usually a very,
er, free-flowing object storage environment. It has been cleaned up at this point in time.
Enjoy it while it lasts...
As
the man himself might say: "Argh! Lack-of-hairness!" Our esteemed friend Andy has lost his trademark curtains for a more
classical look, although someone did comment that it was vaguely akin to the style of Zack from "Saved By The Bell". And no, it wasn't George. Honest.
Dougie,
sitting in the chair, works with Simon at the esteemed Express Metals And Plastics.
He's a fan of Metallica and Iron Maiden, he like Star Wars (especially Yoda)
and Warhammer (especially Grey Knights) and yet, somehow, the man is not a pariah like our mutual aquaintence
George. Hmm.... bizarre.
Alan, holding a kitchen utensil for no readilly apparent reason,
also works with Simon. And he's wonderfully insane. Likened to Chancer from "City Lights" by George (A BBC Scotland comedy show,
before some crazy Yank asks) he's always on hand to... well, do things unprintable on this website.
Victor had gone off to University in Newcastle and, although he paid
the occasional return visit to Bearsden every once in a while, has not been involved much in Svenian politics of late. However,
with the Christmas holidays he managed to return for a while and, with his companion Denis (who also has the same brilliant accent, and
the two often have fun discussions in Russian about bringing down capitalism) came to Barzest for a drink.
Victor was very glad to see Simon.
Gibby is a Svenian mainstay, and yet has had a pretty poor showing on this
website. So let's make up for it now by showing this picture of him contemplating how exactly people will like this picture of him,
and what he can do to destroy local lamp-posts on his walk home.
The size
of the average comment seems to have dropped here.... it's quite terrible. I
must try to pad this out a bit by not only mentioning that this was a candid
shot of Kano and Victor (the lads do those sort of poses without trying, you
know) as well as the fact that they were looking over at someone playing a fruit
machine because earlier on, Japan had being trying to figure it out: with minimal
success.
There, that's better.
Having shown a picture of Japan without
his once-trademark long hair, it seems we have set a precedent. We'd best show Kano's new, blue hair.
Not for long, though.
More pictures shall follow...
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