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"Some people seem to overrate my ability to see so clearly. Clarity can be a bonus, but there are some things I wish that I had not seen. The vision of Vanguard's destruction in a friendly-fire incident by Regiment, the glint in the eyes of Shadowfire as he drew out his sword in the Dead End, the energon that was pumping out of my fellow Utilibots when the Decepticons came for them...

 

Some things can be worth seeing, however, especially for people with limited perceptions such as yourselves. These websites are nowhere near as memorable as the sight of Fortress being dragged off into the Western Border Outpost, true, but they can help pass the time between such more, er, memorable instances."


Nosecone, or 'Nostril'Nosecone might be better known to Transformer fans as a slightly dumb member of the Technobots, but you would be amazed just how much he really knows. He works for the Time Arbitrators, the same group to which Super Fire Convoy and his, er, gang of Car Robots belong to. Being such an intellectual, he very much enjoys spending his time at Glasgow University's premier science fiction, fantasy and general geekness club, iO. The fact that George Q is on the committee does rather help him avoid his membership fee by letting him use the Time Travel Tax constitution loophole.

Apelinq, or 'Monkey.com'Apelinq is perhaps not as much of a, how you say, "Geek" as Nosecone is. But that doesn't mean he doesn't like to go to his local bar, the Rat and Swastika, and enjoy a post-battle discussion with the lads over a Type 4 Energon. George Q tends to enjoy a Type 2 Coca Cola at the Queen Margaret Union, his preferred choice of Glasgow University's two unions due to it being more than a place to throw up in, and you can visit it's fine message board and perhaps discuss politics, warfare and lesbians with them there.

Blaster, or 'Mr DJ'Blaster, on the other hand, does not get involved in such homosexual-themed discussions. He just sits back and lets the music calm him down. A pity, then, that there is not much calm music in the vicinity of Mr Quail. Indeed, on of his friends have a band with the cheery name of My Own Religion and play rather, er, frantic music with some less than savoury undertones. Not for the faint hearted, really. This sight is only on the links because, er, I was told by Hubcap I had to "have some half-decent beats on the site" or he would be somewhat upset.

Optimus Primal, or 'Boss Monkey'Optimus Primal does not appear to hold such opinions on the music of My Own Religion. Indeed, I have noticed the only compact discs he appears to own are the Greatest Hits of The Bangles and The Mamas And The Papas. I guess a life of time travel and getting killed and ressurected regularly can do odd things to the minds of sentient life forms. It certainly did for the Doctor, a BBC Television character. Alas, no new episodes of this series (which George is found of) have been made for years, but regular audio adventures by a company called Big Finish are produced and you can read all about them here.

Swindle, or 'Dibbler'Swindle is not a big fan of Doctor Who. Truth be known, he feels a bit sorry for the Master. He can understand why a genius, blessed with the ability to regenrate many times before death would be angered to see he had run out of his but someone as pretensious as the Doctor still so many left. To calm himself down, Swindle likes to watch the humans mocking each other and as good a place as any to see that is in The Onion, a parody paper updated every Wedendsay and containing many humourous articles. Granted, some of the American society references might go over some people, but nothing can beat a website that mentions a porn star union.

Silverbolt, or 'Galahad' Such humour is not to the taste of Silverbolt, however. He mainly searches the web for things that match his own, er, slightly enthusiastic honour code. We're not entirely sure why he makes the single exception for Penny Arcade, but he does, even though it breaks so many of his guidelines of good behaviour. But still, I must agree it is most.... entertaining.

  Many of George's personal aquaintances have websites. The iO website has a contacts section that links to many of them, and the others..... well, if they give the grand masters of this site a donation, we may get around to putting them up later.



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