George's Personal & Site Info

"People seem to rely a lot on names, don't they? They put a lot of faith into people's identities, their titles, the lettters after their name. I'm guilty of it as well, I guess. Indeed, perhaps more so than everyone else. After all, these alternate personas of mine all have different names, don't they? And it says a lot about how I view myself that I consider my full title to be "The Rt Hon. Dux-Major General George Francis Ninian Quail, OBE OPr ORr MsA KtP"...

Look, end of the day, the only person's promise you have that any of this personal stuff is correct is mine. The guy who considers himself a Duke and collects 80's robot toys. So, while you should take into account my own bias may run through some things, also remember what an inscrutible chap I am. That's why I have the rank of Major General, after all..."

Laserbeak might be an evil Decepticon (and believe me, Raksha & Co, they /are/ evil. If they weren't, they'd just lose all coolness. Where's the fun if Megatron is morally justified? He's mental, and I wouldn't have it any other way) and he may only be about 6ft tall (which makes him quite a little Transformer) but he's still pretty hardcore, and I'm sure he'll take time out of killing furry woodland animals for fun to help you mail me if you wanna speak to me, for some unknown reason. Maybe you wanna tell me how terrible my site is, or how I've got the wrong description for a picture, or perhaps you just want to accuse me of being a stalker. (Maybe you just prefer throwing it about on newsgroups and chat rooms, though. )

Megatron wasn't exactly my first choice for control of the GQuail.com FAQ, but he sorta seized control of it after Laserbeak managed to let him slip in and take over the position from it's former holder, Skids. Ah, well. At least Megatron is pretty clear in his opinions.

Skids wasn't hurt during Megatron's little take-over bid, however, and as such has taken control of the Credits page, in between getting all the fit chicks. Dearie me, he ain't even the same species as Charlene and he manages to nab 'er, but do I get any? Hell, no...

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