Howdy. My name is George Quail and I am a 18 year old from
Glasgow, Scotland. Yes, we do have the internet here. And we speak English and everything. Look, you
xenophobic American, we invented television and everything, so don't give me any of......
(Cough)
Sorry about that. As I was saying, my main hobbies are playing roleplaying games, such
as Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer, Warhammer 40,000 etc. (My favourite of all time would have to
be Blood Bowl, a violent American Football-esque game with chainsaws and other nastiness.)
I'm a big fan of science fiction, as well: Transformers, Gundam and Doctor Who are my personal
favourites. (There's no point mentioning Star Wars or Star Trek, really, we'll take it as red that
I like them.) I also enjoy computer games, collectible card games, drawing and writing short
stories... well, OK, not /that/ short, but they're stories anyhoo.
My mum and dad are both
primary school teachers and I have just started my second year of studies at Glasgow University,
which will have me studying not only Politics at level 2 but such fun level 1 subjects as Maths and
Theology & Religious Studies.
Yeah, Religious Studies. Don't mess, it's great.
In the unlikely event anyone has come here looking for the old Angband Competition.... not right now, lads.
Maybe another time, eh?
Odds are the only people who will come here are people I directly know, so..... er, hi. Sorry to spoil yer
fun by taking the old one down, but frankly if you have nothing better to do than to look at a 2 year old,
pre-Apostasy page, then frankly you guys are even less-deserving of life than I thought.
Still here, are you? Wanting to find out what "pre-Apostasy" means, do you? Trying to work out why I
still refuse to drink alcohol? From the QM and don't have a clue what the hell all this shit is about? You have more persistance than I thought. Below, my various avatars (mostly big
giant transforming robots, for some odd reason...) will guide you through the various sections of this
site.
Hubcap, the
golden tow truck, the last Autobot and star of several of my Transformer stories, as well as my character
of choice on several Transformer role playing games called MUSHes. Considering his
memory is so good it's driven him mad, with constant clear visions of things he'd really rather forget
it seemed appropriate to put him in charge of The Gallery.
Night Vision, the
grey set of monoculars, the last Utilibot (noticing a pattern here?) and my first Transformer MUSH character.
(And before you ask, yeah, he's supposed to be that small.)
Considering his sight is so fantastic, his job is to look after The Links.
Springer, the
green triple-changing helicopter and futuristic car, the current leader of the Wreckers and
the only Transformer that was invented by Hasbro that I use in my stories a lot and who appears pretty much
unchanged. Considering his
sheer coolness, I've given him command of The Site's Miscellanious Cool Stuff.
Yeah, he's small,
that's because it's myself and it's to scale with the 40ft robots.
Well, who else could I leave in charge of the section about
Me, My Crew And This Site?
Or perhaps you're thinking, "Bugger this for a game
of soldiers, I'm off back to Coturnix.co.uk to look at Peter's
sensible pages.