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Welcome To GQuail.Com

...Home To The Knights Of Primus And Their General Hangers On

After many years of disrepair and general mocking, GQuail.com has recieved a well-deserved makeover and is now slightly more up to date. Alas, Mr Quail himself doesn't have the time to run the site himself, so he's enlisted several of his alternate personalites to chip in and do their bit. Hell, if they're gonna mess with his mind, why not mess with his web page as well?
Last Updated: 24th Of October with a new front banner, background, a pile of pics in the second page of the Imperfect Union gallery and, oooh, tons of other stuff.

Howdy. My name is George Quail and I am a 18 year old from Glasgow, Scotland. Yes, we do have the internet here. And we speak English and everything. Look, you xenophobic American, we invented television and everything, so don't give me any of......

(Cough)

Sorry about that. As I was saying, my main hobbies are playing roleplaying games, such as Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer, Warhammer 40,000 etc. (My favourite of all time would have to be Blood Bowl, a violent American Football-esque game with chainsaws and other nastiness.) I'm a big fan of science fiction, as well: Transformers, Gundam and Doctor Who are my personal favourites. (There's no point mentioning Star Wars or Star Trek, really, we'll take it as red that I like them.) I also enjoy computer games, collectible card games, drawing and writing short stories... well, OK, not /that/ short, but they're stories anyhoo.

My mum and dad are both primary school teachers and I have just started my second year of studies at Glasgow University, which will have me studying not only Politics at level 2 but such fun level 1 subjects as Maths and Theology & Religious Studies.

Yeah, Religious Studies. Don't mess, it's great.

In the unlikely event anyone has come here looking for the old Angband Competition.... not right now, lads. Maybe another time, eh?

Odds are the only people who will come here are people I directly know, so..... er, hi. Sorry to spoil yer fun by taking the old one down, but frankly if you have nothing better to do than to look at a 2 year old, pre-Apostasy page, then frankly you guys are even less-deserving of life than I thought.

Still here, are you? Wanting to find out what "pre-Apostasy" means, do you? Trying to work out why I still refuse to drink alcohol? From the QM and don't have a clue what the hell all this shit is about? You have more persistance than I thought. Below, my various avatars (mostly big giant transforming robots, for some odd reason...) will guide you through the various sections of this site.

Hubcap, or 'Da Hubsta' Hubcap, the golden tow truck, the last Autobot and star of several of my Transformer stories, as well as my character of choice on several Transformer role playing games called MUSHes. Considering his memory is so good it's driven him mad, with constant clear visions of things he'd really rather forget it seemed appropriate to put him in charge of The Gallery.

Night Vision, or 'NV' Night Vision, the grey set of monoculars, the last Utilibot (noticing a pattern here?) and my first Transformer MUSH character. (And before you ask, yeah, he's supposed to be that small.) Considering his sight is so fantastic, his job is to look after The Links.

Springer, or 'Doctor Jones' Springer, the green triple-changing helicopter and futuristic car, the current leader of the Wreckers and the only Transformer that was invented by Hasbro that I use in my stories a lot and who appears pretty much unchanged. Considering his sheer coolness, I've given him command of The Site's Miscellanious Cool Stuff.

George, or 'Jorg'Yeah, he's small, that's because it's myself and it's to scale with the 40ft robots. Well, who else could I leave in charge of the section about Me, My Crew And This Site?

Peter, or 'Dad'Or perhaps you're thinking, "Bugger this for a game of soldiers, I'm off back to Coturnix.co.uk to look at Peter's sensible pages.



Email me at hubcap@gquail.com

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