Princess Bella

Once upon a time, the beautiful and haughty Princess Bella reigned over her kingdom with an iron fist and ground the peasants beneath her 7 inch heels. "Truly, I am the fairest of them all," thought Princess Bella, "so I can do what I damn well please."

 

Princess Bella woke up one morning, however, tied to a pole on top of a high mountain! "It's what I've thought all along," she said. "The peasants are revolting!" After a while, a couple of dragons began circling overhead, licking their lips. Princess Bella was terribly afraid, and had almost given up hope of rescue when she though, "hang about...I shall just go and rescue myself thank you very much!"

Muttering a magic spell under her breath, Princess Bella was instantly transported to the underground caverns of the North and, coincidentally, into a rather fetching battle outfit. "Grr!" she said, shaking her spear. "I'll give those dragons what for!"

After a brief encounter with the evil white pixies of doom (I'll edit those out later!) Princess Bella got out her cloak of protection, her hunting mask and her mighty sword of destruction and whupped some serious dragon ass.

Returning victorious to her kingdom, the peasants immediately saw the error of their ways and showered Princess Bella with flowers. Sir Cuffkey, the Royal photographer, was brought in to capture the moment, but ended up capturing the Princess! "Not so fast my boy!" thought Princess Bella, and promptly shot him in the head.

And they all lived happily ever after... (except for Sir Cuffkey).

Photography by Cuffkey
Hair and make-up by James Clark Make-up Services
Costume and set design by Lasher Lady

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